Acerbic Politics

Some of President Bush's accusations against Iraq 5 years ago were pretty wild. The press is finally awkening to the fact that Mr. President might have finally gone over the top. The following is from the Borowitz Report. It's worth reading the rest of the article.

Bush Accuses Saddam of Poisoning America's Spinach

Calls Vegetables the New Front in War on Terror
In a nationally televised address last night, President George W. Bush accused former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein of poisoning America's spinach supply and called vegetables the new front in the war on terror.

While offering no direct evidence linking Saddam to the recent tainting of American spinach with E coli, Mr. Bush said that intelligence sources indicated that "trying to destroy America by poisoning its spinach is just the kind of thing that Saddam Hussein would try to do, if given half a chance."